All Aboard!

Bloganuary writing prompt
Name an attraction or town close to home that you still haven’t got around to visiting.

My dad was a train guy. He built model trains. When I was a kid, we had a spare room in our house dedicated to his model trains. He loved trains and he would take me places and we would look at trains together. Good stuff.

I went to Durango High School in Durango Colorado. That’s right, home to the Durango & Silverton Narrow Gauge Railroad Train. I loved that train. I was a sandwich-board-man giving out information to tourists in the summer and part of my gig was to go and wave at the train when it left and go and wave at the train when it came back. I’d get soot all over me from head to toe but it felt authentic and people on the train would smile their faces off and wave back. It was great.

Now, I drive to Chicago from Rockford often. Every time I pass a brown and white sign indicating the exit for the Illinois Railway Museum. Something I should have taken my kids to and should be interested in. I mean, I like trains too.

The reality is that I’m annoyed when a train jams me up at a crossing. I shake my fist and shout, “What is this? The 1800’s!”

I loved the time with my dad and his trains and I loved seeing the Old Narrow Gauge roll in and out of Durango and I’ve always thought about going to the train museum, maybe someday – Toot Toot!

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If Cats Could Drive

Bloganuary writing prompt
If you could make your pet understand one thing, what would it be?

Think how great it would be if your pets could drive. Not the dog, she’d be a mess, but the cats could do it. Well really just Tuffy. How great would it be if she could drive and I could do my errands without having to park or (Ring) . . . um . . . excuse me. (Ring)

Tuffy in the background, Two-Spot in the foreground

“Hello?”

“Hey Man.”

“Who is this?”

“It’s me, Tuffy.”

“My cat?”

“I don’t really like labels but yeah, Tuffy.”

“Where are you?”

“In the car.”

“Are you stuck?”

“Yeah.”

“I’ll be right out.”

“No, I’m not stuck in the car. I’m stuck on 90, just past the merge but not quite to Irving Park.”

“Um.”

“I know. Chicago traffic sucks!”

“Where are you going?”

“Got a call from my cousin in Pilsen. They are throwing a party. I’ll be back before sun up but that’s not why I called.”

“Oh?”

“Tell Two-Spot to stay outta my food.”

“Oh, okay.”

“Ciao.”

(Click)

“Hello, Tuffy?”

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The “Necessity is the Mother of Un-Invention” Bureau

Bloganuary writing prompt
If you could un-invent something, what would it be?

Daniel flipped up the plastic protective cover exposing the key pad underneath. He quickly punched in the numbers, “01-01-2324”

April looked over at the display above the keypad which repeated the numbers Daniel had typed in. ”Are you sure?” she asked.

“No,” Daniel answered solemnly, “but we have to start somewhere, or sometime rather.”

He closed the protective cover and turned his chair toward the front of the craft where the main display came to life, also repeating the same number he had typed in. Below the number a countdown commenced. “One minute and counting.” he intoned.

“I’ve heard of reverse engineering but this, this seems improbable at best.” April averred ominously.

“Well, you have 50 seconds to decide if we should abort.” Daniel countered.

“It’s just that, time is delicate.” She pursued.

“Yes, but we are not going backwards, we are going forwards, so, technically what we are doing has already happened.” Daniel shrugged.

April continued, “I know. but going forward to prevent something that hasn’t happened.”

“That we know of.” Daniel inserted.

“Something that hasn’t happened, that we know of, seems dangerous,” April concluded.

“Twenty seconds.” Daniel opened a plastic cover over an internally lit red plunger which flashed every other second. ”There is the abort button.”

April considered it and then receded. ”No, it’s worth trying.”

“Necessity is the mother of Un-invention.” Daniel stated.

April reports, “Yes, it is. We are going forward to prevent others from coming back. Ten Seconds.”

Daniel closed the plastic cover over the abort plunger and nodded at April.

April returned the nod and turned toward the front of the craft, “Un-inventing time travel in three, two, one.”

The world around Daniel and April blurred out of existence.

The end.