Think how great it would be if your pets could drive. Not the dog, she’d be a mess, but the cats could do it. Well really just Tuffy. How great would it be if she could drive and I could do my errands without having to park or (Ring) . . . um . . . excuse me. (Ring)
“Hello?”
“Hey Man.”
“Who is this?”
“It’s me, Tuffy.”
“My cat?”
“I don’t really like labels but yeah, Tuffy.”
“Where are you?”
“In the car.”
“Are you stuck?”
“Yeah.”
“I’ll be right out.”
“No, I’m not stuck in the car. I’m stuck on 90, just past the merge but not quite to Irving Park.”
“Um.”
“I know. Chicago traffic sucks!”
“Where are you going?”
“Got a call from my cousin in Pilsen. They are throwing a party. I’ll be back before sun up but that’s not why I called.”
“Oh?”
“Tell Two-Spot to stay outta my food.”
“Oh, okay.”
“Ciao.”
(Click)
“Hello, Tuffy?”
Thank you for reading.
Jesse Kuntz 
I love it! I once had a Scottish Terrier named Pepper McRuckus and he badly needed a job. He made some up, like herding cattle that were not mine! Also, he tried to herd my cats but they said no.
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